What is the worst that can happen part Deux

07/31/2010 at 5:27 AM Leave a comment

A patient on hearing the last post of the 17 years olds smashing beer bottles on football helmets told me she could top that one for stupidity. A note, however, I dont think that the 17 years olds were being stupid, I think they were being boys. However, this lady’s son is 33 and his friend is 30, so they should definitely know better.

Apparently they needed to reach high for something and instead of getting a stool, or chair or ladder they decided that her son would get on the shoulders of his friend, who promptly lost his ballance. The guy fell and a sharp butcher knife that was laying on the counter ran deeply through his arm with blood spurting everywhere.

The friend ran through the house yelling he had killed his friend.

All turned out ok. It was flesh would after all, (albeit a very deep one) and he recovered quickly. The mother just shakes her head and her thirty year old son being too lazy to get a step stool.