lawyer joke-doctor joke

03/08/2009 at 6:57 AM Leave a comment

I feel it is only fair to post a lawyer joke if I add a doctor joke so I will post them in pairs.

NIH is starting to use lawyers instead of white rats in experiments for three reasons:

1. there are so many of them.

2. you dont get nearly as attached.

3. there are somethings that rats wont do.

Patient comes to the doctor and the doctor says ” the tests are in and I have bad news and even worse news.”

the patient obviously startled says, ” doc what in the world could be so bad, I feel great”

the bad news is that you have only one day left to live.

Patient ” OMG, but doc what could be worse than that?”

Doc, obviously  uncomfortable and embarrased, ” Well, you see… we really should have called you yesterday.”

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Give up the D*** blood already. You have plenty the absolute Hell of jury duty

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